Fuck Ultimate

(Disclaimer: I am a tad bit bitter right now about A/B team decisions. Okay, more than a tad bit. Like maybe a lot. Don't read this.)

Let me list why I'm better and should have made A team because I'm committed to the team:
1) Although I didn't make it last year, I was not a sore player and rather than quit, I captained B team to show my commitment to the sport.
2) I took time out of my summer to play Summer League when I could have (and many A teamers did) sit on my ass and not do anything.
3) I was on leadership for this semester. Let's be honest, between Hoover and I, who did most of the fundraising work? 
4) I'm sorry I fucking have CLASS during the 4 hours of practice times that you have this semester and 2 organization meetings that I must attend because I fucking LEAD THEM.
5) You're just bitter about me not dating Nick. GET OVER IT. It's not your life or your decision to make.

So I'm sorry I wasn't "committed" enough for you but you can take that fucking goddamn commitment that I supposedly lack and shove it up your pretentious fat ass. I'm going to get so good at ultimate that you're going to beg me to play A team and I'm going to say no to your face. Fuck you very much.